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    lhadyCYRAX
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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lhadyCYRAX on Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:19 pm

    "Bakit ba lagi mo na lang akong kinakalabit? Lagi mo na lang akong niyayakap? DAhil ba may curve and body ako? Ang maniac niyong lahat!"





    - gitara Mad

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lhadyCYRAX on Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:23 am

    Husband: Hon, musta na ang tindahan?

    Wife: department store na!

    Husband: ang tuba-an?

    Wife: KTV bar na!

    Husband: ang trickad?

    Wife: taxi na!

    Husband: ang dalawa kong anak?





    Wife: lima na!






    HAHAHAHa Twisted Evil

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lhadyCYRAX on Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:27 am

    I dreamed of you last night,


    naka upo ka sa tabi ng ilog, sad and alone


    and mukhang mabigat ang loob. Lalapitan sana kita

    at yayakapin,


    pero bigla ka tumayo,




    at nag punas ng pwet!


    HEHEHEHE BAD!!! Mad

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lhadyCYRAX on Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:30 am

    Madre: ano apelyido mo iho?


    Sakristan: Alam nyo na po yun sister! lagi nyo po yun hinahawakan..


    Madre: Susme! BAYAG apelyido mo?




    Sakristan: Sister naman…

    ROSARIO po!!



    CCHhArroT!! haha Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lhadyCYRAX on Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:33 am

    From the gameshow “The Weakest Link”.
    Host Edu Manzano asked:
    “Anong ‘T’ ang ibinibigay ng konduktor pag nagbayad ka ng pamasahe sa bus?”





    Ian Veneracion answered: “TUKLI!”

    hahaha cheers

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by kalikotert on Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:44 pm

    i want to kiss the HOTTEST person on earth..



    but..



    my lips can't reach my cheeks Razz

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lhadyCYRAX on Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:27 pm

    BOY 1: pare, alm mo ba napagalitan ako sa
    school ko?

    BOY 2: eh? bkt naman?

    BOY 1: hinalikan ko kc classmate ko eh!!

    BOY 2: wow, ayos ka pare, masarap ba??

    BOY 1: oo naman!! alam mo ang gwapo gwapo nya!!!,,,




    hahahahhahaha.....

    Embarassed Embarassed

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lhadyCYRAX on Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:33 pm

    Teacher: Miguel spell horse!

    --Miguel: H....O....

    Teacher: Bilisan mo

    --Miguel: H....O....R...

    Teacher: Sabing bilisan mo




    --Miguel: Ya! Tigidig!!!Tigidig!!! Tigidig...
    bounce bounce bounce

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lhadyCYRAX on Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:35 pm

    ang pogi ni sir,
    anu kaya ang gagawin
    ko para mapansin nia akuh?
    ahh!! alam ko na!!
    ilalagay ko sa mesa ang panty kuh..


    Sir: kaninong panty ito?

    girl: akin po (kilig xia)

    Sir: may tae...






    *ouch.. laking pahiya nun

    Razz tongue

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by darkside808FAQ on Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:36 pm

    TEXT MESSAGE:
I’m here at the dermatologist.
Malala na pala ang sakit ko
I have a CUTE FACE problem…





    RESPONSE:
Hindi kaya kailangan mo na rin,
Ng HEARING AID?
I think your derma was saying
You have ACUTE FACE PROBLEM….
Hehehehe


    lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by darkside808FAQ on Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:47 pm

    Sexy: Maawa ka! Meron ako! Meron ako!

    Rapist: ahhh! Walang meron meron sa akin! Tuwad!

    Sexy: Wagggg!






















    Rapist: Ngi! Meron ka nga! Meron kang itlog! Bakla!



    -Say woOt woOt lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by adek25 on Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:43 pm

    hi po sa inyu!!!


    bago lng po aq d2!!!


    my name is carl


    13



    from caloocan city

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by kalikotert on Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:10 am

    COLLEGE DICTIONARY:

    ABSENT:
    protest to a lousy teacher

    ALLOWANCE:
    force that motivates u to go school

    BALLPEN:
    best seller of the bookstore

    BONUS:
    key to pass the exam

    I.D.:
    alternative ruler to draw straight line

    LATE:
    happens wen the teacher arrives earlier than expected

    STUDYING:
    causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pills

    UNIFORM:
    wer u wipe ur wet hands after going to C.R.

    CLINIC:
    home of best actors and actresses

    ERASER:
    trowable weapon of an angry teacher

    TOMORROW:
    deadline of a project u started last night..

    lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by darkside808FAQ on Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:25 am

    MAGAMO:





    Amo: inday, diligan mo nga ung mga halaman sa
    labas.


    Inday: eh umuualan naman po.















































    Amo: ang tamad tamad mo talaga
    edi magkapote ka!!








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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by darkside808FAQ on Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:26 am

    Painitin mo qoh kailangan qong pumutok pra akoy
    matikman at ikay masarapan!!




    -popcorn-





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