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    Post by darkside808FAQ Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:47 am

    Isang araw…may isang probinsyanong nakapunta sa isang bonggang bonggang SM! nakakita siya ng elevator at pumasok siya…..may nakatabi siyang lalaki..

    PROBINSYANO: sir… may bayad po ba dito?

    LALAKI: TANGA! BOBO! INUTIL! WALANG ISIP! STUPID! IDIOT! BRAINLESS!

    PROBINSYANO: Oh bakit poh?

    LALAKI: eh kita mong wala ka pang ticket eh!!!!!



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    Post by darkside808FAQ Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:49 am

    isang araw…may dalawang magkaibigan.sila ay edad 30 anyos.ang pangalan nila ay JUAN(J) at Pedro(P)isang araw..

    (J): ui musta na pedro? gusto mo libre kita ng icecream?

    (P): oh sige ba! teka teka…baka makalimutan mo dahil ulyanin ka na…ano ang paborito kong flavor?

    (J):KESO!

    (P):ayus!

    (J): geh bili na ako.MAKALIPAS ang ilang... minuto.bumalik si juan.

    (J):Oh heto na ang hotdog mo.

    (P):HAHAH! Sabi ko na nga ba ulyanin ka eh!hahahah!

    (J):oh..bakit naman?

    (p):nakalimutan mo ung ketchup.


    cheers
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    Post by darkside808FAQ Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:52 am

    bata:mommy , mommy pde ba q punta america??

    mommy:uu naman isip ka muna apat na english words… kinabukasan……

    bata:mommy,mommy naka isip na q!!

    mommy:anu un anak??

    bata: 1. I’m batman!! 2. In the trash can 3. Come on baby,! Come on baby,! 4.One more time!

    maya-maya pumunta na sya sa airport. may nakasalubong syang lalaki...ng galing america na magbabakasyon sa pilipinas

    lalaki:hey boy , what’s ur name??

    bata:I’m batman!

    lalaki:Where do you live?

    bata:In the trash can!

    lalaki:hey if you dont answer me you idiot i’ll kick your ass!!

    bata:Come on baby,! Come on baby! (SINAPAK NA SYA)

    bata:one more time!!..


    -gGo lol!
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    Post by darkside808FAQ Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:53 am

    sa taxi....

    Pasahero: Boss Jollibee..

    Driver: Hinde ako si Jollibee..

    Pasahero: Hinde, magkano sa Jollibee..

    Driver: Depende sa value meal boss..

    Pasahero: Pucha.. magkano pamasahe sa Jollibee..

    Driver: Ang alam ko walang masahista dun..

    Pasahero: Pucha nmn, magkano hanggang sa Jollibee..

    Driver: Ayy.. sorry ho lagpas na ho tayo.

    affraid
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    Post by darkside808FAQ Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:09 am

    Girl:<wapak> maghiwalay na nga tau!

    Boy:ouch, cgeh babalikan koh nlng ex koh!

    Girl:ang kapal talaga ng mukha moh!!!
    Kinabukasan....

    Boy:I still Love you

    Girl:oh akala koh ba babalikan moh ung ex moh?!
    Boy:kya nga binabalikan na nga kta eh, dba ex kta!
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    Post by darkside808FAQ Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:58 am

    wag mo'ng ipilit ang sarili mo sa taong ayaw sayo..



    isda lang ang sumisiksik sa lata..


    bakit sardinas ka ba? hehe..


    Very Happy
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    Post by darkside808FAQ Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:08 am

    boy:mahal kita..



    girl:<blush>weh d nga?walang halong biro?



    boy:ano ba?syempre meron ahaha:D


    girl:T.T



    lungkot!!!!


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    Post by mAuiAndxAng Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:33 pm

    1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
    *** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

    2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
    *** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

    3. Uy picture tayo!!
    *** para ma-develop tayo!!

    4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
    *** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..

    5. Can i take your picture??
    *** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!

    6. Exam ka ba??
    *** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

    7. Lecture mo ba ako??
    *** lab kasi kita..

    8. Centrum ka ba??
    *** kasi you make my life complete!!

    9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
    *** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

    10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
    *** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

    11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
    *** kasi type kita..

    12. I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..
    *** coz i can’t last a day without you!!

    13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
    *** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

    14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
    *** single kasi ako eh..

    15.Me lisensya ka ba??
    *** coz you’re driving me crazy eh..

    16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
    *** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..

    17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..
    *** coz all i ever think of is you..

    18. I’m a bee..
    *** can you be my honey??

    19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
    *** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

    20. Am i a bad shooter??
    *** coz i keep on missing you..

    21. May lahi ka bang aswang??
    *** ang pangit mo kasi eh..

    22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
    *** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

    23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
    *** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

    24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
    *** because you give meaning to my life..

    25. Bangin ka ba??
    *** nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..

    26. Pustiso ka ba??
    *** kasi, can’t smile without you..

    27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
    *** maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

    28. Me butas ba puso mo??
    *** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!!

    29. Anung height mo??
    *** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

    30. Hey, did you fart??
    *** coz you blew me away!!

    31. Sana “T” na lang ako..
    *** para i’m always right next to “U”

    32. Are you Jamaican??
    *** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

    33. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop…BAGAY tayo…BAGAY tlga tayo…

    34. Ako ay isang exam…kaya sagutin mo na ako…
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    Post by kalikotert Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:05 pm

    isang araw nahuli ng anak ang magulang habang nagsesex

    anak: ma bakit po tumatalbog kayo sa ibabaw ni daddy?

    Ina: wla anak, pinaliliit ko lang ang tiyan ni daddy

    anak: wa epek yan.. kasi hinihipan ulit ni yaya.



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    Post by kalikotert Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:07 pm

    Mom: doc ano gagawin ko sa anak ko ang liit ng ari nia?

    Doktor: madali lang yan misis.. pakainin mo ng hot cake

    kinabukasan ng luto ng 10 hotcake si mommy

    Anak: wow daming hot cake

    Mom: hep hep.. tatlo lang ang sau dyan.. sa daddy mo ang pito




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    Post by kalikotert Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:10 pm

    Misis: Honey luma na ang mga bra ko. Bili mo ako ng bago.

    Mister: Huwag na honey maliit naman yang boobs mo eh sayang lang ang pera.

    Misis: Eh, bakit ikaw naka brief ka?

    Eh, di sinayang mo lang ang pera!



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    Post by kalikotert Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:11 pm

    "Darling, ni-rape ako ng gorilya sa bundok!" hangos na sumbong ng asawang babae.

    "Walanghiyang gorilya `yon, teka nga!" sigaw ng lalaki sabay layas para umakyat sa bundok.

    Pagkalipas ng isang oras, bumalik ang lalaki.

    "Naipaghiganti na kita, Darling," sabi ng lalaki.

    "Napatay mo na `yung gorilya?" tanong ng babae.

    "Hindi, Darling, ni-rape ko rin `yung asawa niya!"


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    Post by kalikotert Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:12 pm

    Boy Gwapo + Girl Ganda = Nagmamahalan

    Boy Gwapo + Girl Panget = Pinikot!

    Boy Panget + Girl Ganda = Tinutukan!

    Boy Panget + Girl Pangit = Pasensyahan



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    Post by kalikotert Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:13 pm

    Applying for a job for the first time, isang seksing coed was filling up the application form . Mabilis siyang natapos pero nahirapan siyang sagutin ang isang tanong:

    PERSONNEL: Do you need help in filling up the application, Miss?

    MISS: Puede ho bang "occasionally lang" ang ilagay na sagot.

    PERSONNEL: Which question, Miss?

    MISS: Sex


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    Post by master_2009 Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:35 pm

    Lady GaGa is the will answer your questions

    Anung gusto mo saken:I want ur love love love love iwant ur love(bad romance)

    Anung gus2 mo:i want ur Psycho ur Vertigo stick(bad romance

    Anung gusto mong laruin?:Lets play a love game(love game)

    Anu kaba!!:PapaPaparazzi(paparazzi)

    Anung gus2mong love:Caught in a Bad romance
    (bad romance)

    Anung hobby mo:just dance(just dance)

    Anung ginagamit mo para gumanda?:eye liner and ciggarets(paparazzi) lol!
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    Post by kalikotert Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:06 pm

    wat s similarity between panty & sky?

    sky covers d whole population..

    & Panty Covers d source of population!


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    Post by kalikotert Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:07 pm

    a lady n a bar walks 2 d barman * puts her
    finger in2 barman's mouth.

    Barman: lustly kises & lick each finger.

    Lady says: Tel ur manager der's no toilet paper!



    hahahaha!!! affraid
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    Post by kalikotert Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:08 pm

    "You cannot taste me..
    Unless you take of my dress"

    -banana


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    Post by darkside808FAQ Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:14 pm

    bakla ginahasa--tuwang tuwa



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    Post by darkside808FAQ Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:15 pm

    buntis sinak-sak

    -bata nakailag!




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    Post by darkside808FAQ Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:15 pm

    barko nalunod

    di nakatiis


    -lumotang!


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    Post by darkside808FAQ Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:16 pm

    bahay na walang hagdaan

    -inakyat!


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    Post by princexsz Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:30 pm

    darkside808FAQ wrote:bata:mommy , mommy pde ba q punta america??

    mommy:uu naman isip ka muna apat na english words… kinabukasan……

    bata:mommy,mommy naka isip na q!!

    mommy:anu un anak??

    bata: 1. I’m batman!! 2. In the trash can 3. Come on baby,! Come on baby,! 4.One more time!

    maya-maya pumunta na sya sa airport. may nakasalubong syang lalaki...ng galing america na magbabakasyon sa pilipinas

    lalaki:hey boy , what’s ur name??

    bata:I’m batman!

    lalaki:Where do you live?

    bata:In the trash can!

    lalaki:hey if you dont answer me you idiot i’ll kick your ass!!

    bata:Come on baby,! Come on baby! (SINAPAK NA SYA)

    bata:one more time!!..


    -gGo lol!



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    Post by chelle143-jochelle Fri Mar 26, 2010 4:04 pm

    BOY:hayop ka!ginawa mo akung tau-tauhan sa sakahan!
    pero sahod o hindi tumaas! kung mamatay ako sinong mgpapakain ng pamilya kuh,ikaw????



    AMO:inglisin mo para taasan ko sahod mo....



    BOY:animal you!person-person me in the farm, my salary did not climb! if i die,who will eat my family,you????


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    Post by kalikotert Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:07 pm

    LOVER'S QUARREL:

    gf: bwct ka!!

    bf: bwct ka rin!!

    gf: panget!!

    bf: ganda mo???

    gf: oo tlga!!

    bf: oh e2 salamin!! mgsawa ka hanggang makita mo ang katotohanan!!!

    gf: kng d pala ako mganda, bkt mo ko niligawan?!

    bf: kc mahal kita!! ee bkit mo ako cnagot?!!

    gf: kc mahal din kita!! bkit ba??!

    bf: ala!! ok fine!! nyt!! iloveyou!!!

    gf: ok watever!!! iloveyou too!!!!




    - an cute mg awai.. hahaha


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