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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lady_yasha on Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:28 pm

    ang yabang mo ha!!!!!!!!



    baka gusto mo isubsob ko yang
    nguso mo....

    sa NGUSO KO........







    Twisted Evil

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lady_yasha on Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:32 pm

    BOY: kandila ka ba????????



    GURL:ndi bakit????




    BOY: kasi ang ganda mo sa dilim.....
    sa dilim lang ha!!!!!!!!!!



    GURL: kaw? kandila ka ba????


    BOY: NDI RIN BAKIT????



    GURL: hipan sana kita..... para MAMATAY KNA.....

    lol!

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    Post by ac on Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:51 pm

    ANG MGA POWER RANGER ANG TAGAPAG LIGTAS NG BAYAN!!!!!!!!








    send dis to 12 usera at magiging POWER RANGER karin....




    wag kang tumawa!!!!!




    POWER RANGER naku...... Laughing

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    Post by lady_yasha on Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:34 pm

    aanhin pa ang gayuma ma???...

























    kung sa
    ISANG TINGIN KO LANG INLOVE NA SILA.....




    chaaaaaar chaaaaar...........
    lol!

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    Post by napster on Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:43 pm

    alam mo lady_yasha!
    para kang koto!



    KC







    i cant get u out of my head!!



    istoryahe!!!!!!

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    Post by napster on Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:45 pm

    NapsTer:HoY LaDy_YasHa!! MagNanaKaw ka!!!








    Lady_yasha: BKT??



    NapsTer: Kc Ninakaw mo PUSO ko!!
    CHar!@

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    Post by napster on Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:46 pm

    Alam Mo Lady_Yasha?
    Para Kang Pustiso!


    BKT??



    I Cant Smile With Out You!

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    funny

    Post by ♥KoRniKO♥ on Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:43 pm

    Isang Araw Nakita Kita sa gitna ng kalsada umuulan noon sinabi mo " I want to be Alone"
    tumuloy pa rin ako sa pagtawid at sabi ko " Makikidaan lang Masama Ba?" Sleep And scratch

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:48 pm



    hahahahaha....
    nice one...


    "__NAPSTER__"
    Laughing

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    Post by ♥KoRniKO♥ on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:02 pm

    i mishu







    - ngongong nakakita ng piso habang naglalakad sa kalye

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    Post by ♥KoRniKO♥ on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:03 pm

    ANAK: tay, may manok sa kusina. Tinutuka ang bigas mo.
    TATAY: paalisin mo!
    ANAK: oi, alis ka daw! ayaw umalis eh
    TATAY: takutin mo!
    ANAK: awoooooo manooook!! May mumu diyan!

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    Post by ♥KoRniKO♥ on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:03 pm

    “oo na pacquiao. People’s champ ka na. Pero tandaan mo kung may makapagpapadugo ng ilong mo, ako lang yun! Tanging ako lang!”

    -english.

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    Post by ♥KoRniKO♥ on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:04 pm

    NURSE: nasa isip mo ba pamilya mo?
    BALIW: siyempre man! OO!
    [Nurse natuwa..]
    NURSE: asan ba pamilya mo?
    BALIW: nasa isip ko. Tanga ba you?

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    Post by ♥KoRniKO♥ on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:05 pm

    God saw your parents hungry, He created pizza. God saw they are thirsty, He created coke. He saw them walking, He created car. He saw them without problem, He created you!

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    Post by ♥KoRniKO♥ on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:06 pm

    Pedro: ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo, tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute.
    Leo: oh totoo? Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?
    Pedro: dun sa burol niya!

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:06 pm

    LOLO: ano kaya ibalik natin ang nakaraan,
    nung bago plang tayo magsyota........



    LOLA: o cge!!!



    LOLO: cige bukas doon tayo magkita sa dating tagpuan..


    LOLA: OO hintayin mo nalang ako doon....


    naghinya si lolo sa tabing ilog dala ang tatlong rosas at chocolate...maghapon si lolo naghintay ngunit walng dumating... kaya umuwi nalang sya...



    pagdating sa bahay nadatnan si lola...
    nakahiga at tumataw...


    LOLO: BAKIT DI MO AKO SINIPOT....


    LOLA: di ako pinayagan ni MOMMY EH....



    __NGANAMAN___
    Smile

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    Post by ♥KoRniKO♥ on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:08 pm

    Doctor: cge, pag nakapasa ka sa test ko na to, lalabas ka na.
    Patient: cge!
    Doctor: tumuloy ka sa ilaw ng flashlyt.
    Patient: Akala mo maniniwala ako? Ayoko nga.
    Doctor: mukhang magaling ka na nga, teka. Bat ayaw mong tumulay?
    Patient: dok, mautak ako. Eh kung patayin mo ung flashlight, eh di nahulog ako!!!

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    Post by ♥KoRniKO♥ on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:11 pm

    Pag ako nakita mo ako na warat-warat ang damit, madumi ako tignan at magulo ang buhok ko. Wag mo akong lalapitan. Nag-shushooting ako. Bawal Ang fans bounce

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:11 pm

    TEACHER: pedro!! what do you call a person
    who keeps on talking
    but nobody is listening???



    PESDRO: teacher maam..


    ___BAGSAK__

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:14 pm

    MATADOR is better than MILK... WHY????



    kasi ang barkada nanglilibre ng MATADOR...


    ehh ang MILK mayroon na bang
    nanglibre sayo???



    AT SINABI....
    TARA TOL DEDE TAYO???!!!!!

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    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:17 pm

    i respect all those people
    who hate me.....













    infact my MIDDLE FINGER..
    rises up to salute them..........




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    Post by crys3r on Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:59 pm

    Hi alL

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    Post by kalikotert on Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:44 pm

    hi xenio.. mhilig ako sa mga jokes dat's y joined dis forum.. it's great.. kaya usto ko rin ipost mga inipon kong jokes.. hihi.. Smile)

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    Post by kalikotert on Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:45 pm

    bata: ale pabiling lugaw

    ale: my laman o wala??

    bata: xempre nmn meron.. pkain ko xau ung mangkok ee..

    : Laughing

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    Post by kalikotert on Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:51 pm

    COMMON FILIPINO MISTAKES:

    1. " ale pabiling colgate, ung close up "
    - adik ka sa toothpaste??

    2. " sarado mo pinto!! lalabas ung aircon "
    - sosyal, my paa?

    3. " yaya, salubungin mo ung skul bus ni junior! "
    - tama yan!! pasagasa mo!!

    4. " anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan ha "
    - patayin din si junior?

    5. " tinuka ako ng ahas "
    - manok ba ito?? my tuka??

    6. " my tonsil ako "
    - kami rin Smile

    7. " my candy ako, yaw mo? "
    - offer ba yan??

    8. " tulog ka na?? "
    - malaman mo pa kya kng oo?

    9. " lowbat ako ee "
    - d baterya ka rin??



    lol!

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