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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by wizKetiwiz on Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:38 am

    tomas : Google ka ba?

    Anje : bakit po?

    tomas : kasi lhat ng hinahanp ko nasa sau na Laughing

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lady_yasha on Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:15 pm

    if
    one
    day
    i
    found
    you
    crying.....




    i
    will
    never
    give
    you
    a
    hug......



    or
    whipe
    your
    tears....



    instead
    i
    will
    sit
    bside
    you....
    hold
    your
    hand
    &
    say.....





    TSUPON OH.......
    TAHAN NA.....




    THE BAR ANG LAMAN NYAN....... Wink

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    hehehehehehe nkakatawa lhat ng mga quots!!!!!!!!!!

    Post by blorry on Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:12 pm

    Laughing Smile Sad Surprised

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by zero26sai on Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:30 pm

    Razz katuwa tlgang basahin tong furoms nyu ^_^

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by zero26sai on Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:37 pm

    Did you fart, cause you blew me away.


    Wink

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by zero26sai on Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:41 pm

    My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in



    Razz

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by zero26sai on Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:46 pm

    Scenario: Girl and Boy with their friends in
    the school canteen.
    Boy: mauna na ko. *sabay grab sa hands
    ng girl patayo din.*
    Girl: bakit?
    Boy: *pointing on a sign board that says,
    "do not leave your valuable things unattended."


    tongue

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    Hiii I'm new here!

    Post by jackyfermo on Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:05 pm

    Hi po! New po ako dito Wink So anyways. Hii. What a Face What a Face

    Noong unang panahon
    Ang dagat ay nagkaalon
    At ang tao'y nagkabalbas
    At ngayo'y ginamitan niya ng tawas


    Razz Razz Razz
    PEACE LOVE TF SPCP FOREVER \m/ cheers elephant lol!

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    Lame to =))

    Post by jackyfermo on Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:08 pm

    When I think of you
    I don't know what I should do
    You spin me around
    and you make shout out loud
    .......
    Ang ingay mo kasi. Iniisip ko palang ikaw e.


    tongue tongue clown

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:28 am

    LASING 1: pare syota ko noon ang nanay mo!!!


    LASING 2: ( tahimik lang)



    LASING 1: nakikinig ka ba pre'...
    sabi ko syota ko noon ang NANAY mo......



    LASING 2: tama n TAY...... lasing na kayo eh......




    ........NICE ONE..... Razz

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:32 am

    " why do you keep pulling me back.....
    when its better to let me GO!!!!!"


    -SIPON..... nagdradrama....

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:20 am

    aanhin mo pa ang GWAPO...

    kung

    MASMALANDI naman sayo......



    lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:30 am

    anong sabi ng ipis sa taong humampas ng tsinelas
    sa kanya???













    IPIS: " wow pare'....
    kung makapalo ka, kala mo close tayo ahhh.....


    lol!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:33 am

    " ang mga taong diphotogenic at di magawang maging
    maganda o gwapo sa picture"








    laging suggestion:


    WACKY TAYO....
    WACKY DALI...


    Surprised

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lady_yasha on Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:41 am

    AMO: dodong explain mo nga kay inday ang meaning ng 1/2 + 1/2 =1!


    DODONG: " like your heart, mine had shatterd to pieces in my desperate search for the love that i rightfully deserve.
    I was able to mend the pieces but I missed the significant half,
    the half that will complete me, your heart.
    now that faith made a brave move...


    nakzz... kabog si ma'am.....
    tatanong pa kasi...... What a Face

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by swastika on Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:15 pm

    do u know wat happend last nyt?


    in my rum?...


    on my bed?...



    wen d tym was 2am?...




    wen ol oders wer sleeping?...










    i was sleeping din..






    kggcing ko nga lang eh!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by swastika on Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:17 pm

    naranasan mo n b makipag-inuman s mahal mo?



    ung tipong nalalasing k n


    tapos napayakap k s kanya at bumulong cia sau..


    "mahal kita..."


    nagulat k at ngtanong ..

    "ano?"

    sumigaw cia ..









    "tagay mo na!"

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by swastika on Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:18 pm

    FACT:

    do u know dat those pipol hu laugh with

    "hehehe"


    are cute?




    and pipol hu laugh with



    "hahaha"


    are intelligent?



    wala lang juz 2 let u know lang...


    Funny ko? hahaha!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by swastika on Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:21 pm

    Bulag at duling magsusuntukan!!




    Bulag: hayop ka duling!!
    lumabas ka dyan.. wag kang
    magtago sa dilim!!


    Duling: in your dreams!!!
    bakit ako lalabas eh
    dalawa kayo!!!

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by swastika on Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:22 pm

    Teacher: Lahat ng tanga dito sa klase tumayo

    may isang batang tumayo

    Teacher: bakit tanga ka ba?

    bata: eh sir.. naaawa lang po ako sa inyo kasi
    mayisa lang kayong nakatayo kaya sasamahan ko na lang
    kayo para dalawa tayong tanga..

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    Post by swastika on Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:22 pm

    Advice from dentist:

    Treat your BF/GF like a toothbrush

    Dont let anybody use it..

    And change it every month...

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by swastika on Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:23 pm

    Bakit ganun..
    sa kama na lang ba
    lagi ang role
    ko sa buhay mo..



    each time na pagod ka
    im always
    here para painitin
    ang malalamig mong gabi..




    Hindi ba ako pedeng idisplay sa mga tao?
    kahit minsan lang?


    - Kumot(nagdradrama gustong maging Kurtina)

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    Post by swastika on Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:24 pm

    Anak: nay galing ng titser ko.
    Nay: bakit namn?
    Anak: tinuruan kami ng kagandahang asal
    Lola: e d marunong ka ng gumalang at mag-PO at OPO?
    Anak:Natural! tanga ka Ba? hmmp...

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by swastika on Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:24 pm

    An ambitious NURSE INTERN in a tertiary hospital
    dialled canteen
    and shouted: " get me a cup of coffee quickly!!!"

    The voice from the other line said" "You fool!!!
    youve dialled
    the wrong extension! Do you know who you are talking to?
    im the Chief nurse of this hospital, you idiot!!"

    The intern shouted back " and you know who
    are talking to you bitch?"

    Chief Nurse: No!

    Intern: Thank God!(hung up)

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    Re: FUNNY TAGALOG QUOTES/JOKES!!!

    Post by lady_yasha on Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:27 pm

    sa isang jeep.....


    PASAHERO: manong di pa ba tayo aalis????



    DRIVER: maya maya pa.... wala pang laman......



    PASAHERO: ano tawag nyo sakin...???
    SABAW???????


    Smile

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