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    "FUNNY CONVERSATIONS!!!"

    Post by Sweet XD on Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:24 pm

    CUTE CONVERSATION Embarassed

    GUY: WAT COURSE r you takin-up?

    Girl: BS NUrsing, how bout you?

    GUY: BS Falling n Love Major n U.

    Girl: rely??! do u knw dat i am planning to shft a corz? It's BSBK-WKC.

    Guy: huh?? (confused)

    Girl: Bachelor n science Basted Ka major n Wa na Ky ChanZ!

    GUY:ahh k! Mu shft nlang q ug BSBK-NMKG.

    Girl: Huhh?? (confused fud)

    Guy: kblo ka unsa nah?? BACHELOR n SCIENCE BAGA KAG - NAWONGMURA KA ug GWAPA!!!!






    jajjjajajjajajaaa.... Laughing Razz lol!


    TAGAM!!!! affraid

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    Post by Sweet XD on Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:39 pm

    SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??

    TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.


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    Post by Sweet XD on Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:40 pm

    Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated.


    Lily : So what do you do?


    Sam : I close my eyes.

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    Post by Sweet XD on Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:03 pm

    Teacher to a student (who was late for a class at a boys school): Why are you late again ?!

    Little boy answered: It was because a sign down the road sir.
    Teacher asked: What has a sign got to do with your late?!!!

    Little boy replied: The sign said [school ahead go very slow]

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    Post by Sweet XD on Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:19 pm

    She: Hi Baby
    Him: Hi My lovely(Sendng fails)

    She: r u here?

    Him: Yes Yes im here(sendng fails)

    She: r u ignoring me or what

    Him: Honey im not... Im right here(Sendng
    fails)

    She: It s over dont u ever talk to me again!

    Him : D**n Go to h**l : -! (sms sent)

    Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad

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    Post by Sweet XD on Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:21 pm

    Girl:-If we get married stop smoking...

    Boy:-Ok!

    Girl:-Drinking too..

    Boy:-Ok!!

    Girl:-And going to the night club too...

    Boy:-Yes...

    Girl:-What else can you leave?

    Boy:-The idea of marrying you!!!

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    Post by Sweet XD on Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:26 pm

    Girl: Do you like me?
    Boy: No!
    Girl: Ah OK...
    Boy: Wait, you didn't ask me if I love you.
    Girl: *blushes* Do you love me?
    Boy: NO! Mwahahaha xD

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    Re: "FUNNY CONVERSATIONS!!!"

    Post by Sweet XD on Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:32 pm

    Anonymous(A): Hi Bobby.... Hwz U?:-)

    Me(M):- Hi I m 5ne. May I kno Who dis is ...?

    A:- I m 1 f ur well wishers Dear. Hv Been Watching u 4 quite sumtime .....

    M: Hmmm ... Interesting .. Neva Knew I hav fans in this college. Which branch?

    A: I m into Civil Engg branch yar...U r so handsome..Bobby!!

    M: Hey sweety .. tell me who u r....!!! don xcite me nymore..

    A: No Yar.. nother time..nt nw. i ll feel Mbarassed...!! Bt I heard that u flunked the series test...?

    M:-oH Dat's Usual NAA? Neva Bothers till It happens in University Xams . Marks ld be send home yar...

    A: Oh That's Bad Naa? U manage wid all these things back Home...?

    M:-Its so Easy Yar. Just Tell Dad that Evrythin is k.. He is damn Busy wid work n Moms Scoldings.

    Leave all that yar.. Just tell me Who dis well wisher of mine is.....Eager to Meet U dear.. PLSSSS

    A: No J I really feel shameful yar...!! I ll tell u later... Not Nw.. Pls

    M:-No Sweet Heart .. I wanna kno... Pls........yar ... Treat AT Uncles Right Nw.. Pls

    A: Oh ... a TREAT? I really don want to to tell my name but still .....No yar .. later plss

    M: Oh u R drivin me Crazy... Pls.... One show at Ragam Theatre ... Please.... Tell ur divine name ...!!

    A :yar please... hmmm.. ok... sure that U do all thos u promised?

    M: Promise....1000 times

    A: MY name is Er. Varghese Thopil Cheriyan. Had done engg. At ur college some 25 yrs back.

    M:What....?D.... D..DA.... DAD.....!! Is That U?

    A: Yes... My Little Idiot.. N this is my New Number. And Now get back to studies instead of Hunting Girls ... My little dumbo...!!!U think u are smart? Think Again dear. Ur Dad was smarter than u at college. Pass the retest atleast .. n submit ur assignments at rite time. That's what I used To do...!!!

    M: (Sheep-faced) Sorry DAD... i ll surely clear it nxt time. Dad U r a Master at the art of SMS-ing. Lucky that Mobiles were nt invented when u were in college.

    A: Y so?

    M: coz Mom wuldn have had any other Job other than Replying to ur shots...hihiihihi.... Thanx DAD for the chat.... Promise U ... I ll clear it nxt time ..!!!

    A: Ho ho ... hi hi... Don worry my boy ... I know U ll do it .... Just Keep Trying... I meant .. Studies....N for Gods SAKE save my No. So that U dont get caught Red Handed Next Time.... !!! Take Care Dear Son

    M: -Love U DAD... u TOO tc.

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    Post by Sweet XD on Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:33 pm

    Boy: MoM! why i aM bLack and you r white?

    MoM: Listen son! considering aLL the crazy things i did years ago, you shouLd be thankfuL that you are not barking...! :-D

    ==>>> CRAZY MOM!!!

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    Post by Sweet XD on Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:36 pm

    A boy in 2nd Grade classroom asks his Teacher. "Miss, can kids of our age get babies"


    Teacher: Ofcourse not, Brad.
    Brad turning to the girl sitting next to him: "See Angie, I told you there's nothing to worry about."

    affraid YAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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    Re: "FUNNY CONVERSATIONS!!!"

    Post by Sweet XD on Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:54 pm

    Cute conversation..

    Heart says to Eyes:

    "See less, because you see and I suffer a lot"

    Eyes replied:

    "Feel less, because you feel and I cry a lot......"
    ...

    Embarassed What a Face

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