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    alang magawa ehehe

    Post by hypertxt on Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:10 pm

    BUTI PA SIYA

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    BUTI PA………… MAGTRABAHO KA NA AT BAKA MASISANTE KA PA Smile

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    Re: alang magawa ehehe

    Post by hypertxt on Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:06 pm

    girl(kumakanta)

    bOi: alam mo, mahirap pulutin ang ganyang bOses...

    girl(flattered):bakit naman??


    bOi: BASAG eeh..


    woot..woot..! pirat

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    Re: alang magawa ehehe

    Post by hypertxt on Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:11 pm

    kapag GWAPO at MAGANDA ang kanilang anak,
    masyadong mahigpit ang magulang....



























    THAT'S WHY I UNDERSTAND MY PARENTS. . .


    -kapal mode.. afro

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    Re: alang magawa ehehe

    Post by hypertxt on Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:15 pm



    teacher: name 1 european explorer...



    juan: Ferdinan Magellan!!!..

    jose: Vasco De Gama!!...

    lucas: Roy Lopes de Villalobos!!!!....










    pedro: DORA!!!!!!


    woot!!..wooot!!...
    lol!

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    Re: alang magawa ehehe

    Post by hypertxt on Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:20 pm

    ((sa text))

    juan: tol! last text ko nalang 'to! pasaload nga P2 dyan..

    pedro(sent P2)


    juan: thanks gOt it!!!

    pedro(replied): gago!! wag ka nang mag reply sayang yung load..





    juan: K.



    ....woOt...woOT..!!!! lol! i♥♥♥funnykuwtx!!

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    Re: alang magawa ehehe

    Post by hypertxt on Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:24 pm


    in a kindergarten class, a 'lil girl asked:

    "maam! do 40-years old get pregnant?

    teacher: yes,

    girl:how about 20?

    teacher: yes,,..

    girl: a five-year old?

    teacher: NO....




    (a lil boy whispered)
    boy: see? I told you nOT to worry....


    ...woOT!!!woOt!!!.... lol!

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    Re: alang magawa ehehe

    Post by hypertxt on Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:40 pm

    BAWAL MANDAYA!!!!

    PAGALINGAN SA MATH!


    wag nyong dadayain sarili niyo, pag nag scroll down, bawal ibalik habang di pa alam ang sagot! 1 beses lang basahin, game!


    may 1 jeep,

    sumakay 5,

    umandar!


    lumiko sa kanto,

    bumaba 1,

    tpos sumakay 3.

    umandar,

    lumiko uli sa kanto,

    sumakay 6,

    bumaba 2,

    lumiko,

    bumaba 3!


    lumiko ulit,

    sumakay naman 2, tpos bumaba 8,

    lumiko ulit,

    sumakay 2,

    lumiko ulit!


    bumaba 1,

    lumiko,

    sumakay 3,

    lumiko ulit,

    sumakay 2 !!


    ANG TANONG:




























    NAKAPAG MERIENDA KNA BA?? o.O
    jocolor

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    Re: alang magawa ehehe

    Post by hypertxt on Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:49 pm


    sa isang liblib na bariO


    bisita: mama, iniinom po ba 'tong tubig niyo?




    mama: nasa iyo na 'yan kung kakainin mo..



    watAaaataAA!! lol!

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    Re: alang magawa ehehe

    Post by hypertxt on Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:11 pm


    huwag mong piliting tumawa
    kung hindi ka masaya.....



    dahil yung ngiti mo..









    halatang
    "MADE IN CHINA" ..

    woOt!!!.. woOt!!!...
    lol!

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    Re: alang magawa ehehe

    Post by hypertxt on Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:22 pm

    boy: knock, knock..

    girl: who's there?

    boy: beer, sting, redhorse, cobra, energy, San Mig light.

    girl: whatever who?

    boy: i wanna be a BEERionaire,

    so freaking bad,

    buying all the STING i never had,

    i wanna be on the cover of REDHORSE magazine,


    smiling next to COBRA ENERGY,

    oh! everytime i close my eyes,

    i see my name in SAN MIG LIGHT,

    a different city every night oh why i swear,

    the world better prepare,

    when im a BEERionaire..


    ...oii.. mukhang kakanta din siya..


    ...woOT!...wOot!!! lol!


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    Re: alang magawa ehehe

    Post by hypertxt on Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:24 pm


    juan: pangarap ko talagang sumweldo ng 1M katulad ni tatay.

    pedro: wow! ganun ka laki yung sweldo niya?


    juan: hindi, ganun rin yung pangarap niya eh...


    toinks!! pirat

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