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    funny lng po...hahaha

    Post by jeorgeskie on Mon May 02, 2011 3:27 pm

    PULIS 1: pare bahay mo yun diba?

    PULIS 2: oo

    PULIS 1: kita ko misis mo pare. nakahubad
    ...
    PULIS 2: oo nga noh

    PULIS 1: may kasama pang lalake. hubad din

    PULIS 2: tangina, barilin mo nga yung misis ko sa ulo at yung lalake sa titi

    PULIS 1: sige, hintayin ko lang chupain nya para isang bala na lang
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    Re: funny lng po...hahaha

    Post by jeorgeskie on Mon May 02, 2011 3:28 pm

    mga bastos,

    malapit na mag mother's day kaya tayo's maging mabuting mga mamamayan. magtulong-tulong tayo para maging mas makabuluhan ang araw na ito. lapitan natin ang mga chiks at gawin ito:

    BASTOS: miss happy ka ba?
    ...
    CHIKS: bakit?

    BASTOS: mothers day eh. happy mother's day

    CHIKS: di pa ako mother

    BASTOS: eh di gawan natin yan ng paraan

    tulungan nating maging mother ang mga nag-gagandahang chiks mga bastos!
    lol!
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    Re: funny lng po...hahaha

    Post by jeorgeskie on Mon May 02, 2011 3:29 pm

    Monumento
    Juan: Bakit itinayo ang rebulto ni Andres Bonifacio sa Monumento?
    Pedro: Siyempre, para magsilbing alaala sa kanya.
    ...Juan: An’tanga mo talaga.
    Pedro: Bakit?
    Juan: Siyempre, kapag inihiga, eh di makakabuhol-buhol ang trafik.
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    Post by jeorgeskie on Mon May 02, 2011 3:32 pm

    Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo, tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute!

    Leo: Ohh, totoo? Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan?
    ...
    Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!
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    Re: funny lng po...hahaha

    Post by bhe1401 on Tue May 03, 2011 9:54 am


    .Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why. Sleep

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