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    Post by Extranghero Fri May 21, 2010 3:54 am

    [b]


    1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko...
    ++ Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

    2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?
    ++ Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.

    3. Uy papicture tayo!
    ++ Para ma-develop tayo!

    4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?
    ++ Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.

    5. Can i take your picture?
    ++ Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!

    6. Exam ka ba?
    ++ Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

    7. Lecture mo ba ako?
    ++ Lab kasi kita.

    8. Centrum ka ba?
    ++ Kasi you make my life complete!

    9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?
    ++ Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

    10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
    ++ Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

    11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
    ++ Kasi type kita.

    12. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear.
    ++ Coz i can't last a day without you!

    13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
    ++ Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

    14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?
    ++ Single kasi ako eh.

    15.Me lisensya ka ba?
    ++ Coz you're driving me crazy eh.

    16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
    ++ May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

    17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh.
    ++ Coz all i ever think of is you.

    18. I'm a bee.
    ++ Can you be my honey?

    19. Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
    ++ Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

    20. Am i a bad shooter?
    ++ Coz i keep on missing you.

    22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
    ++ Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

    23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
    ++ Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.

    24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?
    ++ Because you give meaning to my life.

    25. Bangin ka ba?
    ++ Nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo.

    26. Pustiso ka ba?
    ++ Kasi, can't smile without you.

    27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
    ++ Maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.

    28. Me butas ba puso mo?
    ++ Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!

    29. Anung height mo?
    ++ Ha? Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko.

    30. Hey, did you fart?
    ++ Coz you blew me away!

    31. Sana "T" na lang ako.
    ++ Para I'm always right next to "U"

    32. Are you Jamaican?
    ++ Kasi Ja-maican me crazy!

    33. Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
    ++ BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

    34. Ako ay isang exam.
    ++ Kaya sagutin mo na ako.

    35. Favorite Subject mo ba Geometry.
    ++ Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!




    Don't forget to comment guys!!! x]
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    Post by ipofz Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:36 pm

    faLconReturN wrote:[b]


    1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko...
    ++ Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.

    2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?
    ++ Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.

    3. Uy papicture tayo!
    ++ Para ma-develop tayo!

    4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita?
    ++ Hindi, para lagi kita mamimiss.

    5. Can i take your picture?
    ++ Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!

    6. Exam ka ba?
    ++ Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

    7. Lecture mo ba ako?
    ++ Lab kasi kita.

    8. Centrum ka ba?
    ++ Kasi you make my life complete!

    9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?
    ++ Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

    10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
    ++ Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.

    11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
    ++ Kasi type kita.

    12. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear.
    ++ Coz i can't last a day without you!

    13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida.
    ++ Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

    14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?
    ++ Single kasi ako eh.

    15.Me lisensya ka ba?
    ++ Coz you're driving me crazy eh.

    16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?
    ++ May sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

    17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba? Wala na akong maisip eh.
    ++ Coz all i ever think of is you.

    18. I'm a bee.
    ++ Can you be my honey?

    19. Nakakatakot di ba ang multo?
    ++ Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

    20. Am i a bad shooter?
    ++ Coz i keep on missing you.

    22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
    ++ Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

    23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?
    ++ Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.

    24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary?
    ++ Because you give meaning to my life.

    25. Bangin ka ba?
    ++ Nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo.

    26. Pustiso ka ba?
    ++ Kasi, can't smile without you.

    27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh?
    ++ Maghapon kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.

    28. Me butas ba puso mo?
    ++ Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!

    29. Anung height mo?
    ++ Ha? Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko.

    30. Hey, did you fart?
    ++ Coz you blew me away!

    31. Sana "T" na lang ako.
    ++ Para I'm always right next to "U"

    32. Are you Jamaican?
    ++ Kasi Ja-maican me crazy!

    33. Hindi tayo tao.. Hindi tayo hayop.
    ++ BAGAY tayo. BAGAY talaga tayo.

    34. Ako ay isang exam.
    ++ Kaya sagutin mo na ako.

    35. Favorite Subject mo ba Geometry.
    ++ Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

    36. Guy: can i kiss your hand?
    Girl: why? is there something wrong with my lips?


    Don't forget to comment guys!!! x]
    lol!
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    Post by Extranghero Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:21 am

    ahahaha lolx Smile
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    Post by ritchie Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:13 pm

    dagdagaan mo pa. ok
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    Post by ms.cruz Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:50 pm

    hahahaha..taray!
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    Post by jiminie Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:32 pm

    Magbiro ka na sa lasing, Magbiro ka na sa bagong gising, 'wag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.
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    Post by ms.cruz Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:13 pm

    haha stig ng no. 36! lol
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    Post by kath Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:38 pm

    i love it
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    Post by yssay Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:30 pm

    ang kulit naman nyan!!!.....
    wahaahha!!!....
    nakakatawa!!!......
    hahahaha!!....

    ^__^...v Very Happy
    Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil
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    Post by Ghagie Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:10 pm

    [b]
    . helooe po sa lahat bagu lang po aku ditu .
    Smile Laughing
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    Post by kissburn03 Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:37 am

    aLam mu para kang TAE?









    kac di kita kayang
    PAGLARUAN ei. LOL!
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    Post by Mc.Lyrence_16 Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:42 pm

    PARE 1: pare qrabe ang panaginip ck0h kaqabi
    PARE2: 0h??? bkit? nu bah panaginip m0h???
    PARE 1: hinalikan daw ckita tap0s....
    PARE 2: STOP!!>.....
    PARE 1: bakit??
    ...
    PARE 2: kinikilig ak0h.....

    *BANG*
    HAHAHAHA Laughing
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    Post by daphne Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:25 pm

    Isang nakakakilig na eksena.

    Boy: Tumatangkad ka yata?
    Girl: Nambola ka na naman, hindi nga?
    Boy: Oo, kasi dati hanggang balikat lang kita pero ngayon nasa isip na kita.
    Girl: (blush) Ikaw nga lumiit eh.
    Boy: Ha?
    Girl: Kasi dati hanggang isip lang kita pero ngayon, nasa puso na kita.

    >..waaahh<..oha oha..[ bounce
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    Post by YamaphetS.cenT Sun Aug 21, 2011 8:47 am

    Ya , Ye , Yi , Yo , Yu

    Ya = yes ng mga mayaman

    Ye = yes ng mga hiphop

    Yi = yes ng mga bisaya

    Yo = Yes ng mga astig!

    Yu ang taong mahal ko Very Happy

    Laughing Cool lol!
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    Post by senyorita Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:06 pm

    hehehe....pajoin din aq huh!!! lol!
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    Post by senyorita Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:14 pm

    Mga pangyayari ngayon
    bf - subo mo !
    gf - pano ?
    bf - cpcipin mu !
    gf - ganito ?
    ...BF- ou tapos higupin mu !
    GF - auco kadiri e !
    bf - arte ! cge na msrap ean !
    gf - yuck ! mei buhok na sa dila co ..
    bf - natural !

    B A L O T yan!!!nyahahaha..
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    Post by senyorita Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:18 pm

    BABALA :

    ” wag kang bibiLi ng
    MAGIC SARAP O KAHIT ANONG
    SEASONING MIX .
    ....
    .
    .
    .
    DAHIL ang tunay
    na sarap …
    .
    .
    .
    .
    sakin mo Lang
    MALALASAP Smile)hehehe...
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    Post by lrac Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:11 pm

    Laughing
    kissburn03 wrote:aLam mu para kang TAE?









    kac di kita kayang
    PAGLARUAN ei. LOL!
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    Post by lrac Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:25 pm

    PARE1:Pre,,,gabi na....bat kaya wala pa misis ko?>>
    PARE2:Baka nanglalaki na pre!!!...
    PARE1:Ang sama nmn ng isip mo pre...... Baka NAAKSIDENTE lng.. . .
    affraid Evil or Very Mad
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    Post by lovelyrosales Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:58 pm


    mataas man ang langit

    mababa man ang lupa

    kung ikaw ay mawawala

    mata koy luluha...
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    Post by lovelyrosales Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:17 pm

    Kapag ang minamahal mo meron gustong iba

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    Hindi mo talaga maiiwasang balik balikan ang profile nya at ikumpara ang sarili mo sa kanya .

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    Post by july_julari Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:22 pm

    Sa panahon ngaun,,

    di na uso ang "hindi tayo tao, 'di tayo hayop, bagay tayo"..
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    ang uso na ngayon ahy
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    "bagay na sana kami ehh,,
    may hayop pa kasi.."


    ehehe Rolling Eyes
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    Post by mhegie28 Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:26 pm

    Kinuha ng isang Kanong Pari si Pacquiao as interpreter..
    Pari: The Lord was crucified between 2 robbers.
    Pac: Si Hesus ay ipinako s gitna ng 2 goma.Pari: We need to sacrifice.
    Pac: Kailangan natin ng 2 sakong bigas.
    Pari: If we do not repent,
    Pac: Kapag hindi natin pininturahang muli,
    Pari: Thewrath of God will come upon you.
    Pac: Ang mga daga ng Diyos ay pupunta sayo.(nagtawanan)
    Pari: Well.. Well..
    Pac: Balon.. Balon..


    hahaha..IMBA!!^___^ Very Happy

    !
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    Post by mhegie28 Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:27 pm

    PROMDI: Alam kong promdi ako kaya huwag mo ako
    lolokohin. Bakit ganito ang kwarto ko?
    Maliit, wala pa kama at bintana?
    ROOMBOY: Sir, nasa elevator pa lang tayo.
    Huwag kang excited!

    haha...pahiya konti si kuya!!!Very Happy
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    Post by mhegie28 Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:29 pm

    Teacher:Juan..bakit pareho kayo ng sagot ni pedro??




    Juan:natural mam!!prehas yung bnigay niong tanong!!
    ANO TO TANGA-TANGAHAN!!

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