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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:26 pm

    ANAK: Tay, san grief ko? TATAY: Kaw bata ka, di ka pa rin natututo. brief hindi grief! ANAK: Ah! Eh san po tay? TATAY: andun sa kwarto, nakahammer!
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:26 pm

    SAKRISTAN: Father, nakita ko yung pilay, nagdadasal sa altar tapos tinapon saklay nia at naglakad. PARI: Diyos ko! Isa itong himala! Asan siya? SAKRISTAN: Andun po, nadapa, basag ang mukha!
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:28 pm

    BOY: Mahal kita! I love you! Lumindol man o bumagyo pupunta ako sa inyo. GIRL: Bat wala ka kagabi? BOY: Uhm, ano kasi eh.. Umambon..
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:45 pm

    "Bakit di mo po ibigay sa bawat tao ang karapat dapat nilang mahalin?.."
    Sagot nya..
    " O sige, ikaw na ang Diyos... Epal ka eh.!.." xD
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:49 pm

    Regalo
    Mario: Pare, Birthday ng asawa ko.
    Pedro: Ano ang binigay mong regalo?
    Mario: Tinanong ko kung ano ang gusto niya.
    Pedro: Ano naman ang sinabi ni Mare?
    Mario: Kahit ano raw basta may 'Diamond'
    Pedro: Ano ang binigay mo?
    Mario: Baraha!
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:58 pm

    hi…. can i be your textmate? i got your number from heaven, you’re an angel in disguise right?


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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:59 pm

    para kang oatmeaL, you know why ?? coz’ you’re good to my heart ..
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:59 pm

    can i strip your clothes off? because i want to know how angels hide their wings.
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:00 pm

    kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa aken, pde ba kitang lapitan at sabihin.. Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang. ”




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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:01 pm

    pag may hinahanap ka tapos tanong nya, ano ba kailangan mo “insert endearment here” sagot ko ano kelangan ko? “IKAW” hehehe
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:02 pm

    keyboard k b? type kasi kita! wahahaha
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:03 pm

    catcher ka ba? sinasalo mo kz aq tuwingbinabato nya ako…Smile)
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:06 pm

    daga ka ba? kasi ako ang pusang habol ng habol sayo.




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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:07 pm

    “sana ulan ka at lupa ako, para kung ayaw mo’t sa gusto, sakin ang bagsak mo…
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:08 pm

    multo ka ba??? kase pag naki2ta kita bumibilis tibok ng puso ko ehh…
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:10 pm

    ampalaya ka ba? Kasi kahit anong pait ang nararanasan ko sayo ikaw pa rin ang sustansya ng buhay ko!
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:11 pm

    Di bale nang masubsob ako…Kung sasakto naman sa labi mo
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:13 pm

    para kang libag, pilit kitang inaalis pero balik ka pa rin ng balik
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:27 pm

    Erap to Loi: Wow ang bango mo ngayon ah! Anong gamit mong pabango?
    Loi: Secret!!!
    Erap: Secret? Di ba pinapahid yun sa kili-kili?
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:27 pm

    Days are made special with a smile.
    So smile at everyone, smile at everything...
    Smile anywhere , smile anytime....
    A friendly reminder from PHILIPPINE MENTAL HOSPITAL
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:29 pm

    Hindi ba mahirap kapag may sakit ka?
    Hindi ka makakain, hirap lumunok...
    Tapos sasabihin pa ng nanay..
    "sige na anak...kumain ka na..
    kahit tatlong kutsara lang..."
    Pagkain nga hirap ng lunukin...
    kutsara pa kaya???
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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:31 pm

    Ladies ang Gentlemen... GuD EvEnInG...!!! Candidates for MS. UNIVERSE!!!
    gu2m aq, gu2m kau, gu2m taung lahat... HUNGARY!!!
    ola viola kaserola tinola saranggola arinola ni lola.... VENEZUELA!!!
    malay mo, malay nya, malay nating lahat... MALAYSIA!!!!
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    manikas, mandurugas... wai bugas....!!! PILIPINAS!!!

    ahahaha... hope u like ittt/... Smile))
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    Post by angie on Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:07 pm

    we are each of us angels with only
    one wings,and we can fly
    by embracing each other






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