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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:27 pm

    Chocolate sana yung bibilhin ko, kaso, naisip kita, nagpaload nalang ako ..alam mo kung bakit ???chocolate lang naman yun eh!MAS sweet ka pa dun !



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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:28 pm

    Kung ayaw mong mainlove ng todo ay huwag mo ng susubukang tingnan pa ako, dahil baka mabaliw ka ng husto!!



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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:29 pm

    Nagtatanung sila kung bakit ka sobrang important sa akin,ngumiti lang ako..alam mo bakit? Bakit ko naman sasabihin? agawin ka pa nlia! ayokO nga! Ayoko may ka-share! ano ka? LOAD?



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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:31 pm

    lam mo?! minsan d ko lam kung bkit d k nagttxt?
    ! nagtitipid k lang ba?! wlang time?!
    o nagpapamiss?!
    kc lam mo, kung nagpapamis ka, effecive e..




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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:32 pm

    ang ANGEL daw palaging nasa tabi mo lang..
    di ka iiwan hanggang sa huli..
    kaya lang taga heaven lang daw cla..
    huh, pano nangyari un?!
    e taga- nueva ecija kaya ako!

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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:38 pm

    marami ng nangyari sa buhay ko
    may masaya,may malingkot,may madali
    may mahirap pero sa bwat pangya2ri sa
    buhay ko wala akung pingcchan
    dhl lgi akung may na22nan yun
    nga lang puro kalokohan



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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:44 pm

    ang friend parang alak hbang 2matagal lalong sumasarap
    parang pader pwedeng sandalan
    parang bangko pwedeng utangan
    pero ikw?
    parang finger print
    wala kang k2lad


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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:48 pm

    bkit ang tao pagtinetxt di ka rereplayn?
    pag hindi mo nman tinetxt biglang
    mg-tetxt.pag gusto sya talgang itext.my
    ktxt nmang iba .bkit ganun ka?este ang tao pala



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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:01 pm

    di ako perfect friend.
    wlang pera,wlang gimik
    wlang car poor lng!
    but when the time
    cmes that you'll need
    someone to learn on,
    nku khit beauty lng
    ang meron ako di kita iiwan!




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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:34 pm

    kung
    ikaw
    ay
    malungko
    at
    na-iisa
    dalangin
    ko kay
    (san miguel)
    na
    isakay
    ka
    sa
    (red horse
    pa2ngo
    sa
    (white castle)
    dun
    sa
    (barcelonia)
    upang
    mkila2
    ang
    mabait
    na
    (emperador)
    na
    si
    (alfonso)
    at
    manood
    ng
    mga
    (matador)
    habang
    umiinum
    ng
    (fundador)

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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:59 pm

    i actually
    love my
    friends...
    i just don't
    admit it as
    often as
    i should...
    so before
    i lose my
    nerve me
    tellin you
    now
    ehe...
    sound check
    i love you
    & always
    care you







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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:12 pm

    ‎-do what makes you happy
    -be with who makes you smile
    -laugh as much as you breath
    -love as long as you love



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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:13 pm

    an inspiring fack to bear in mind
    mathematics may not teach us inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or to love a friend and forgive an enemy but it gaves us every reason to hope that every problem was a solution



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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:14 pm

    love is a beautiful smile to which nothing compares:
    a tender laugh,which opens your heart,
    a single touch that melts away your fears,
    a smell that reminds you of tnderness of heaven,
    a voice that reminds you of the innocence of youth.


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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:16 pm

    ang mga inlove b?dapat"hawak kamay"dapat p bang "im crazy 4 u"dpat kc"make it real"para ma4get nyo ang "the past"matanong ko lng ano bang mas msakit pakinggan?"b4 i let u go" "i wont 2 say i love u'' oh ang "i love u goodbye




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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:13 pm

    When problems seem unbearable and solutions are too elusive. Never try to give up on life. Why? Come on! Hindi mo alam, grabe ang struggle ng sperm mareach lang ang egg pra mbuhay ka noh!




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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:15 pm

    Der are times u're afraid. Times you're confused. Times you feel lonely. times you start to cry. times you start to laugh. ABA! Padoktor ka na baka nababaliw ka na.!




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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:16 pm

    Sabi nila, minsan, sa buhay natin, kelangn mamili kung ung taong mhal mo o mhal ka! Hello?! Di na uso un ngaun. Ang tanong., Yummy ba siya?





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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:16 pm

    . A husband coming from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. WIFE: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like dis? HUSBAND: No, He told me to carry my cross.

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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:17 pm

    AMA: Hoy Brando! Huwag kang babakla-bakla ha! ANAK: Di po itay. Punta nga ako sa basketball court ngayon. AMA: Yan, astig! ANAK: Mama, nakita mo pompoms ko?

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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:19 pm

    Miss mo na ba yung mga lines na yes walang pasok! Yung crush mo dadaan, wala daw si maam? Penge one hul. Pkopya naman. Kakamiss db? Pro ms nkkmiss yung "nay baon! bilis late nko!"

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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:20 pm

    Minsan naglalakad aq, ngiisa. Lumingon ako sa kanan, wala akong nakita. Lumingon ako sa kaliwa, wala rin akong nkita. Kaya ayun. tumawid n ako!

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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:21 pm

    Nung 1 gabi sumakay ako sa FX. Nagtataka ako kung bakit lahat sila nakatingin skin. Ayaw nila kumibo, nkatitig lng sila skin. May 1 naglakas loob at sinabi. "Iha inarkila namin to."




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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:24 pm

    PEDRO: Miss, pabili nga ng bolpen. MISS: Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen. [Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan.] PEDRO: My God! Penshoppe walang bolpen! Haller!

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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:25 pm

    Kapag iniwan ba kita, hahabulin mo ako? Sasayangin mo ba oras mo para sa akin? Malulungkot ka ba dahil iniwan kita? Sa tingin ko, hindi eh, kasi, noon, iniwan na kita, ang sabi ko, "Stay!" Sabi mo lang.. "Arf! arf!"

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