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    Some Of My Collection Joke Quotes!!

    Post by RWencH on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:42 pm

    Prosti 1: sa sobrang hirap ng panahon ngaun,kahit
    > 200 payag na ko.
    > Prosti 2: ako kahit 100..payag na!
    > Prosti 3: ako nga bl****b for free! may makain
    > lng!!!

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    Post by RWencH on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:43 pm

    > isang gabi...
    > WIFE: di ako makatulog dahil sa lamok. mag-SEX muna
    > tayo!
    > HUSBAND: putragis! anong akala mo sa TITI
    > ko?....katol!!!! matulog ka
    > na!!!!

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    Post by RWencH on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:43 pm

    > a man was cornered by a lion. he prayed..."Lord,
    > pls make dis lion a
    > christian".
    > d lion suddenly knelt down and prayed....
    > LION: "bless this food that i'm about to receive
    > thru Christ our LORD,
    > amen."

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    Post by RWencH on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:43 pm

    > a priest lost a bird & asked during mass...
    > Priest: anyone got a bird?
    > all men stood up.
    > Priest: i mean, any! 1 seen a bird?
    > all women stood up.
    > Priest: i meant any1 seen my bird?
    > ...all nuns stood up

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    Post by RWencH on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:44 pm

    > ANAK: Dad! naka-experience na ko ng bl****b!
    > yahoo!!!!
    > DAD: wow! anak!...binata ka na!!!anong feeling?
    > ANAK: ang sakit po sa panga!!!!

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    Post by RWencH on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:44 pm

    > ATTY: Inday! pwede mo bng idiscribe d2 sa korte ang
    > taong nangrape sayo?
    > INDAY: maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pango ilong at
    > bungal...
    > SUSPEK: cge!!!!...mangasar ka pa!!!!

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    Post by RWencH on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:44 pm

    > dalawang madre nirereyp ng goons....
    > Madre1: diyos ko! patawarin mo po cla...d nila alam
    > ang kanilang ginagawa.
    > Madre2: ay yung sakin marunong!!!!

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    Post by RWencH on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:44 pm

    > After having sex, panay pa rin ang hawak ng girl sa
    > organ ng lalaki....
    > BF: Gusto mo pa ulit?
    > GIRL: hindi..namimiss ko lng.......meron kc ako
    > nito dati e....

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    Post by RWencH on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:45 pm

    > MRS: bilis dad! nahulog cel ko sa panty ko!!!!
    > ..nagba-vibrate!!!
    > MR: e anong gagawin ko? kukunin ko sa panty mo?
    > MRS: ****!!!! kunin mo ung charger at baka
    > malowbat!!!!>>
    > dumating c ngongo sa bahay at tinakpan ang eyes ni
    > misis....
    > Ngongo: "nges hu?"....
    > MRS: ****!!!! pa-nges hu nges hu ka pa jan....e
    > ikaw lng ngongo d2!!!!

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    Post by RWencH on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:45 pm

    > Dentist & Lover....
    > Dentist: we have 2 stop seeing each other... halata
    > na tayo ng MR mo.
    > Lover: but we love each other!
    > Dentist: oo nga...but were running out of
    > excuses....ISA NA LNG IPIN MO!

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    Post by RWencH on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:45 pm

    > Anak: nay!!! my mens na ko!
    > Nay: ano kulay...aber?
    > Anak: dark brown nay!
    > Nay: lintik na bata to!!!! LBM yan!!!
    > hala..maghugas ka na ng pwet!
    > ambisyosong BAKLA to!!!

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    Post by RWencH on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:45 pm

    > Sexy: Doc!! mainit pwet ko!
    > Doc: lagyan natin ng thermometer
    > Sexy: hiya ako e.
    > Doc: cge, off ko ilaw...
    > (in-off ilaw)
    > Sexy: ! Doc!!! hindi po pwet yan ha!!!
    > Doc: cge lang!!! di rin ito thermometer!!!!
    >
    > Erap: lintek na ibon 2!! iniputan ako!
    > Bodyguard: sir, kukuha ako ng toilet paper...
    > Erap: wag na!! pano mo pa mapupunasan un e
    > nakalipad na?! tanga!!! bobo!!!
    >
    >
    >
    > news advisory:
    > AT LAST!!!... anewgeneration napkin has been made 2
    > "satisfy women"!!!
    > introducing....NEW WHISPER WITH TONGUE!!!!
    > .....keeps u wet..even when ur dry..

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    Post by RWencH on Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:46 pm

    > Arab interview at US immigration:
    > Q: ur name pls..
    > A: abdul aziz
    > Q: sex?
    > A: twice a wik..
    > Q: i mean male or female?
    > A: doesn't matter.... sometimes even with camel..

    > Tatlong nagyayabngan na daga ...
    > Daga1: kakain ako ng keso na may rat-killer!
    > Daga2: ha!!! kakain ako ng keso sa mouse trap!!!
    > Daga3: tsk! tsk! tsk! manood kayo!!!! manrereyp ako
    > ng pusa!!!

    > KUTO1: do u hear me over?
    > KUTO2: copy!
    > KUTO1: location?
    > KUTO2: sa bulbol ni ma'am..ikaw?
    > KUTO1: tangina! magkatabi lng pala tayo. nand2 ko
    > sa bigote ni sir!!!

    > 2 Patients are taking sperm count.....
    > (d nurse masterbates P#1 but sucksP#2)
    > While the nurse is doing the blow.....
    > P#1: Ba't bl****b sa kanya e samantalang sakin
    > handjob lang?
    > NURSE: CASH ito noh!.... sayo PHILHEALTH lang!!!

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    Post by kalikotert on Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:31 pm

    puro green jokes mo tol aa.. haha.. taga cagayan nak met Smile)

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    Post by RWencH on Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:21 am

    kalikotert wrote:puro green jokes mo tol aa.. haha.. taga cagayan nak met Smile)


    hehehe san sa cagayan?

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    Post by kalikotert on Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:43 pm

    ballesteros Very Happy

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    Post by xyzhanne on Mon May 24, 2010 12:53 am

    nc j0wk po..ahahha..bagohan plng ako..cagayan dn me.

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    Post by shanty_girl11 on Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:52 am

    haha
    green !!
    taenah !!

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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:12 pm

    Smile


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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:20 pm

    minsan s buhay ika'y nadapa..
    gumulong, naputikan, naapakan ng iba..
    pro na22 k ring bumangon humarap sa lhat at nagsabi...
    "lasing lang akoh mga fwendz.."



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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:22 pm

    In family life,
    love is the oil that eases friction,
    the cement that binds closer together,
    and the music that brings harmony.



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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:24 pm

    im happy, but deep down im not.. im alryt but in reality im losin' my mind..
    tried not to tok 2 u.. tried not 2 show, but 1 word, 1 look, 1 smile from u
    & i know.. agen... i'd fall...




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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:16 pm

    May isang anghel gustong kunin lahat sa akin, nakita ko sya tumingin sayo… sabi ko.. “oist! pag yan ginalaw mo gagawin kong shuttlecock pakpak mo!”




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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:18 pm

    Astig na banat for today: kung ikaw ay puno at ako ay baging, pwede ba kitang gapangin?



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    Post by angie on Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:20 pm

    Alam mo, naiinis ako sa facebook minsan..kasi palaging nagtatanong na’anung nasa isip mo’ , eh, ikaw lang naman ang laging nasa isip ko ayaw naman kitang i ‘share’ , kasi, baka i ‘like’ ka ng iba



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