by darkside808FAQ Sun Mar 21, 2010 2:22 pm1st MONTH: He said, "MAMA".
2nd MONTH: He said, "PAPA".
3rd MONTH: He said, "DEDE, YAYA".
4th MONTH: He said, "MAMA, PAPA DEDE YAYA!"
2nd MONTH: He said, "PAPA".
3rd MONTH: He said, "DEDE, YAYA".
4th MONTH: He said, "MAMA, PAPA DEDE YAYA!"
IQ test uli haha
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darkside808FAQ- Member
- Posts : 185
Reputation : 13
Join date : 21/03/2010
Age : 32
Location : 808 Au' Day
Q: What's the difference between a kiss, a car, and a monkey?
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear, a monkey is you my dear.
Q: What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden wheel and a wooden engine?
A: It wooden start.
Q: Bakit intsik ang kinikidnap hindi bumbay?
A:Kasi pag bumbay, ang bayaran ng ransom ay hulugan, sa intsik cash!
Q: Why is breastmilk still best for babies?
A: It's fresh and contains antibodies for protection against infection. The best is that it comes in a very attractive container!
Q: Why should we not pass judgement on Monica Lewinsky?
A: Kasi "NAPASUBO LANG SIYA!"
Q: Ano mangyayari kay tweety bird kapag uminom siya ng viagra?
A: Magiging BIG BIRD.
Q: Ano ang difference ng bading at cannibal?
A: Ang cannival kumakain ng ka-URI, ang bading kumakain ng ka-ARI!
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear, a monkey is you my dear.
Q: What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden wheel and a wooden engine?
A: It wooden start.
Q: Bakit intsik ang kinikidnap hindi bumbay?
A:Kasi pag bumbay, ang bayaran ng ransom ay hulugan, sa intsik cash!
Q: Why is breastmilk still best for babies?
A: It's fresh and contains antibodies for protection against infection. The best is that it comes in a very attractive container!
Q: Why should we not pass judgement on Monica Lewinsky?
A: Kasi "NAPASUBO LANG SIYA!"
Q: Ano mangyayari kay tweety bird kapag uminom siya ng viagra?
A: Magiging BIG BIRD.
Q: Ano ang difference ng bading at cannibal?
A: Ang cannival kumakain ng ka-URI, ang bading kumakain ng ka-ARI!
darkside808FAQ- Member
- Posts : 185
Reputation : 13
Join date : 21/03/2010
Age : 32
Location : 808 Au' Day
Waitress: How do you want your EGGS done, Sirs?
American: I want my eggs fried.
Japanese: I want it boiled.
Pinoy: Ala eh! Sa kin, hawakan mo na lang, masarap na yaan!
American: I want my eggs fried.
Japanese: I want it boiled.
Pinoy: Ala eh! Sa kin, hawakan mo na lang, masarap na yaan!
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